FOODIE: BEER ME!
First things first, I’m going to stop all of you Microbrew-Hipsters before you even start. Yes, Gulliver, we know that these beers don’t compare to the milk chocolate double stout IPA blend with a citrus zing you tried that one time in Dearborn County, Indiana when you were going on your “obscure counties across America” vacation 2 summers ago.