by Jordan Hildreth, Co-Host The Gym Closet (A Krave Gym Podcast
Alright folks, this week’s foodie was your favorite type of berry. This is one that we wanted to do for a while but were worried we wouldn’t be able to think of enough berry types. These worries were quickly dispelled when we put our minds to it and came up with the very popular and obvious choices of goji, acai, and boysenberries! To round out the 8 was blackberries, raspberries, blueberries, and cranberries.
The first-round match ups were raspberries vs. acai berries, strawberries vs. cranberries, blueberries vs boysenberries, and blackberries vs. goji berries. Now, the big question is how do these not-so-known-berries do against the more popular ones. I’ll tell you, they did… not do better than I expected, they did much worse. They were decimated. Goji berries lost 48-2. I know what you’re thinking “who in their right mind would vote for those after blackberries?!” If you’re like me, you would probably assume it’s some California hipster trying to buck the trend. If you did think that, you would have been correct! The two who voted for it were my friends who live in Los Angeles, gall dang California hipsters.
The second-round was comprised of much closer competition;
blackberries vs blueberries and raspberries vs strawberries. This is where I
break off from the apparent “majority” the winners here were strawberries and
blueberries, I disagree with both! I have been born and raises and raspberry
and blackberry kid. Strawberries are the most-plain flavored of these, they
basically taste like sweet water. The other two have a tart delicious sweet
taste. The only reason I can think they lost is that everyone doesn’t have a pretentious
complicated pallet, like I do.
This brings us to our final round, blueberries vs strawberries. This results surprised me, not that strawberries won but how they won. They won something to the tune of 60-10. Zach and Tyler brought up a good point, folks may have been thinking of chocolate strawberries when they were choosing strawberries. This may be true, but is a horrible reason to choose them! You can make anything dipped in chocolate taste amazing, it’s chocolate! Raspberries dipped in chocolate, delicious. Blackberries dipped in chocolate, delicious. GOJI BERRIES dipped in chocolate, delicious! (probably, I have never tastes a goji berry, they may taste like ass). Anyway, strawberries are the people’s champs! If you want to hear more about our thoughts on foodie or are interested into a deeper dive into Krave Gym and fitness in general, please check out our podcast. If you enjoy the podcast please make sure to subscribe, rate, and review it! We love hearing what you have to say. Thanks!…. I should get a clever outro for these.