FOODIE: OREO COOKIES

by Jordan Hildreth, Co-Host The Gym Closet (A Krave Gym Podcast)

Alright folks, this week’s foodie was favorite flavor of Oreo! The choices are: Golden Oreo, Mint Oreo,Birthday Cake, Regular, Double Stuffed, Carrot Cake, Pumpkin Spice and Peanut Butter. With choices like these, the results promise to be super interesting! (Spoiler alert, they weren’t).

The first round went like this: Birthday Cake vs Mint, Pumpkin Spice vs Carrot Cake, Regular vs Peanut Butter, and Double Stuffed vs Golden Oreo. I could give all the results and tell you what I think about them or I can throw a fit about one result and spend the next paragraph complaining about that particular result. Any guesses as to which is about to happen??

Pumpkin Spice lost to Carrot Cake. I repeat Pumpkin The-Best-F*cking-Flavor-Of-Anything-Ever Spice lost to Carrot You-Can’t-Even-Trick-Dogs-Into-Eating-This-Flavor Cake. This is almost as big a basic b*tch problem as finding out that all of your favorite ice cream flavors have been licked by some sicko (copycat? face palm). I know that maybe not everyone enjoys curling up with their 10,000-thread count silk blanket on a beautiful fall evening drinking a steaming cup of cocoa with pumpkin spice flavoring whilst dipping their pumpkin spice Oreos in said cocoa. But they should, because it’s amazing. I dare you to try and paint a similar picture with your carrot cake Oreos. What, does Peter Rabbit like to nibble on them as he waits in his dirt hole for winter snow to melt away? Not the same thing. Everyone got this wrong and I am angry about it.

Anyway, the next round featured Carrot Cake vs Regular and Birthday Cake vs Double Stuffed. Does anyone vote something exciting? Nope. Regular vs Double Stuffed are in the finals. These are the exact same thing with almost no discernible difference. Let me ask everyone this: If the regular flavors are so great, then why did Oreo branch out to all those new flavors to see during specific times of the year? I’ll tell you why, because most people don’t eat regular Oreos, they enjoy the flavors. This final had no fireworks, the best flavor lost in round 1. Probably the worst foodie that we have had since Samoas lost to Thin Mints.

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